Anyamal Tantei Kiruminzoo 39 out!

Anyamal Tantei Kiruminzoo 39 out!

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A Blizzard Ablaze

In this land of snow, where no flowers grow,

Live us lone snowmen, standing row by row.

Made from the blanket that drifts from the sky

Where the white gulls, happily chanting, fly.

When the sun comes up, we can’t shield ourselves;

Our smallest will be the first one who melts.

Our arms and noses are brittle and weak.

It’s like our life – it is ever so bleak.

Our masters are harsh, unsightly, and cruel.

We keep them warm when they run out of fuel.

Huddled ‘round their house, we bear the fierce waves

Of winds that threaten to tear up their eaves.

Not one ‘thank you’, just people to appease;

If they build us queer, they’d poke fun and tease.

Our builders have become slaves to routines.

They work the year round; they’re living machines.

Whenever they build a few more snowmen,

Their features are bland, hopeless, and barren.

Sometimes their work won’t resemble our likes:

Figures with nose rings and hair shaped like spikes;

Anatomically correct snowmen;

Even their ‘waste’, all over us, frozen.

We’d very much like these tyrants to be

Gagged, bound, and weighted, then tossed out to sea!

The saner of us will try to make sense

For the newly created, why it is hence:

That a being so white and pure would have

Creators with audacity to laugh

At folk who’ve provided so much for them:

Shelter them from strong winds, their heat we’d hem;

Hours of delight for all their young ones;

Even melting us for their thirsty tongues;

Guard them, as scarecrows, against bear or dog;

Instead, they leave us to freeze in the fog.

Of course, frozen, we’re still here in July;

No more days of cold on which to rely.

Bless us; we’re at the mercy of the sun,

Watching others get shorter – that’s no fun!

Imagine the horrors that would unfold

If we could react, speak, and be as cold

As the snow of which we’re chiefly made

Could turn into weapons, like a grenade!

The hordes of us, with ice-bullet rifles

Would storm your streets, any life we’d stifle.

You’d all look at us with fear in your eyes,

And guilt, too, for you were wrong to despise

Us innocent creatures who’d done much good;

Instead, we have all been misunderstood.

There’s nowhere to run and nowhere to hide;

We’d wipe out every last adult and child!

Just wait ‘till the winter’s over and done;

We wouldn’t stop killing until we’d won!

If you’d fight back, we’d just push even more

Till grounds were bloody and covered with gore!

We tried to cope, but we couldn’t do it;

If we had stomachs, it would make us sick!

We’d punish you all for what we have felt

For all the sins and injustice you’ve dealt.

This Titan’s storm just builds our misery

As we think of you and your mastery

Of your so-called dominance over all

When some things are obviously not your call.

You’ve made up “Frosty”; a traitor, we say!

He’s not one of us; if we’d had our way

We would humiliate one of your kin

By capturing him without your knowing,

Dressing him in quite ridiculous clothes,

Jamming a big carrot right up his nose,

Cut off his arms and replace them with sticks,

Make him sing carols all day (just for kicks),

Put him on a TV show for our kids,

And publish his theme just like Frosty did.

If the time comes for him to ‘melt’ away,

We will not hesitate, no, we’ll not sway;

Dropping him off mid-tundra should suffice

Since all he can do is turn into ice.

As a testament to his last footsteps

We would leave his last quote on your doorstep:

Of all their damned plots, this one is a gem;

They brought me here to turn me into them!”

Now we’d rather eat a rotten hors d’oeuvre

Than deal with you monsters who’ve got some nerve.

Alas, we can’t move; we curse this damned fact

Cause your bones and muscles we sorely lack.

To be free from the vicious hands of time

And you curst creatures: a dream most sublime.

Effigies are we, so hopeless and cold,

Blank statues of pain, nothing dear to hold.

We did not choose to be born to this life,

Especially with all these wars and strife.

We cannot conceive a fate worse than this;

If there is, well then, ignorance is bliss.

If you ask for all this in one word, sure:

Unrelenting, undignified TORTURE.

‘Course, when we melt, all our cries are unheard;

People, hearing this, would think it’s absurd.

When building snowmen, don’t think of them thus:

If they melt, who cares? No big deal, no loss.”

So say a prayer whenever we melt,

And try on our shoes; how would you have felt?

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17 Responses

  1. Lisa says:

    so no AVI? So you asking us to buy stuff?

  2. Asairo says:

    Patience, my young leechers. The xvids will come.

  3. tripperdan99 says:

    Thanks Guys for subbing Anyamal, we really appreciate it.


  4. Anyamaru Tantei Kiruminzuu Fan says:

    Thanks Guys for subbing Anyamal, we really appreciate it and happily look forward to the remaining 11 episodes before Anyamal is complete.

    BTW Where is the poem from?

  5. Lisa says:

    oh, just joke huh.
    I through you have to buy it then you get AVI version.

    • Ekke says:

      If you’ve been following us, we almost 90% always release XviDs approx 24h after we get the h264 out. The reason is that it’s faster to insert the completed subs in mkv than it is to hardsub an XviD after the subs are completed.

  6. Gustus_Mack says:

    A most interesting poem:

    1. The anal symbolism is most often associated with obsessive-compulsive disorders. Such a person would probably be excellent at fan-subbing since they will see a project through to the end, even long after the appeal of the project had faded for them.

    2. The treatment of choice is probably fluvoxamine (an SSRI antidepressant indicated for o-c disorder) and counseling. The main side effect is nausea. The outcome can go one of two ways. In 3 months the patient will either feel able to return to their previous normal, productive life, or they will finally feel up to killing all their co-workers before shooting themselves.

    Either way, let’s hold off on treatment until after Anyamal Tantei Kiruminzoo is finished, shall we?

  7. Hiya, I’m just curious, but why is it never possible for you guys to release both the H.264 and XviD at the same time?

    I’ve seen plenty of other groups manage to do this just fine, without any complications as far as I can tell…..

  8. Webbmaster62 says:

    I’ll have to catch the next anyamal qc lol. ^^

  9. Dorkface18 says:

    It’s such a hot day out right now. I will greatly enjoy sitting in front of my fan watching this episode. Once again, you gave me a giant smile on my face.

    Thank you, thank you, thank you x10000. ^__^

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